{"id":138438,"date":"2025-09-26T15:15:18","date_gmt":"2025-09-26T13:15:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/goingapp.pl\/more\/?p=138438"},"modified":"2025-09-26T15:15:37","modified_gmt":"2025-09-26T13:15:37","slug":"mirek-handlarz-symulator-gra-o-lewej-sprzedazy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/goingapp.pl\/more\/mirek-handlarz-symulator-gra-o-lewej-sprzedazy\/","title":{"rendered":"Kup tanio, sprzedaj dro\u017cej. \u201eMirek Handlarz Symulator\u201d nauczy, jak opchn\u0105\u0107 auta w dobrej cenie"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Negocjacje z klientami, fotografowanie samochodu tak, \u017ceby nie wida\u0107 by\u0142o jakichkolwiek rys i przesiadywanie godzinami na portalu o wdzi\u0119cznej nazwie <em>OtoSzroto <\/em>\u2013 tego wszystkiego spr\u00f3bujemy w nowej grze studia Sombrero Labs. <em>Mirek Handlarz Symulator <\/em>ma ju\u017c pierwszy zwiastun. <\/h3>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:20px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-ideabox-toc ib-block-toc\" data-anchors='h2' data-collapsable='true' ><div class=\"ib-toc-container ib-toc-list-style-numbers ib-toc-hierarchical ib-toc-expanded\"><div class=\"ib-toc-header\" style=\"color:#ec0e0e;--fill:#ec0e0e\"><div class=\"ib-toc-header-title\">Spis tre\u015bci<\/div><div class=\"ib-toc-header-right\"><span class=\"ib-toc-icon-collapse\"><span class=\"dashicon dashicons dashicons-minus\"><\/span><\/span><span class=\"ib-toc-icon-expand\"><span class=\"dashicon dashicons dashicons-plus\"><\/span><\/span><\/div><\/div><div class=\"ib-toc-separator\" style=\"height:2px\"><\/div><div class=\"ib-toc-body\"><ol class=\"ib-toc-anchors\"><\/ol><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:20px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Patrz\u0105c na liczb\u0119 tytu\u0142\u00f3w utrzymanych w podobnym tonie i estetyce, mo\u017cemy ju\u017c chyba m\u00f3wi\u0107 o pewnym trendzie. W sieci co jaki\u015b czas pojawiaj\u0105 si\u0119 doniesienia o kolejnych <strong>symulatorach<\/strong> pokazuj\u0105cych polsk\u0105 rzeczywisto\u015b\u0107 w krzywym zwierciadle. <em>Majster Symulator <\/em>proponuje wcielenie si\u0119 w cz\u0142onka ekipy remontowej, kt\u00f3ry chce przycina\u0107 koszty, gdzie si\u0119 tylko da. <em>OHV <\/em>pozwala przenie\u015b\u0107 si\u0119 do lat 90. \u2013 ery zakup\u00f3w na bazarku, gara\u017cowych tuning\u00f3w i kiszenia niemi\u0142osiernie du\u017cej ilo\u015bci og\u00f3rk\u00f3w. <em>Janusz Symulator <\/em>dekonstruuje za to mityczn\u0105 (i memiczn\u0105) figur\u0119 tytu\u0142owego w\u0105sacza \u2013 entuzjasty zimnego piwa, ogr\u00f3dk\u00f3w dzia\u0142kowych i kark\u00f3wki z grilla. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:20px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\"  id=\"_ytid_15399\"  width=\"1170\" height=\"658\"  data-origwidth=\"1170\" data-origheight=\"658\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/sxzA06_UXq0?enablejsapi=1&#038;autoplay=0&#038;cc_load_policy=0&#038;cc_lang_pref=&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;loop=0&#038;modestbranding=0&#038;rel=1&#038;fs=1&#038;playsinline=0&#038;autohide=2&#038;theme=dark&#038;color=red&#038;controls=1&#038;\" class=\"__youtube_prefs__  epyt-is-override  no-lazyload\" title=\"YouTube player\"  allow=\"fullscreen; accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen data-no-lazy=\"1\" data-skipgform_ajax_framebjll=\"\"><\/iframe>\n<\/div><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\"><sup>Zwiastun gry <em>Janusz Symulator <\/em>\/ Simplicity Games <\/sup><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:20px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><em>Mirek Handlarz Symulator. <\/em>Zarobi\u0107 i si\u0119 nie narobi\u0107<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>Szansy na rozrastaj\u0105cym si\u0119 rynku szuka tak\u017ce studio <strong>Sombrero Labs<\/strong>. W maju zapowiedzia\u0142o stworzenie <em>Symulatora Szlachcica<\/em>. Gra osadzona w realiach XVII-wiecznej Polski nauczy, jak zarz\u0105dza\u0107 dworem, rozs\u0105dnie kosztowa\u0107 trunki, \u017ceby nast\u0119pnego dnia nie obudzi\u0107 si\u0119 z kacem, i broni\u0107 swojej ojczyzny. Kilka miesi\u0119cy p\u00f3\u017aniej wytw\u00f3rnia si\u0119ga za\u015b po kolejny narodowy stereotyp, tym razem zdecydowanie bli\u017cszy wsp\u00f3\u0142czesno\u015bci. Przed Wami <em><strong>Mirek Handlarz Symulator<\/strong><\/em>, czyli rodzima odpowied\u017a na <em>Street Legal Racing: Redline <\/em>i<em> Pimp My Ride. <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:20px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-align-center has-background\" style=\"background-color:#feff12\"><a href=\"https:\/\/goingapp.pl\/more\/ibiza-final-boss-tiktok-trend-impreza\/\" data-type=\"link\" data-id=\"https:\/\/goingapp.pl\/more\/ibiza-final-boss-tiktok-trend-impreza\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">TikTok pokocha\u0142 <em>Ibiza final bossa<\/em>. Kim tak naprawd\u0119 jest kr\u00f3l imprez?<\/a><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:20px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Panie kochany, jak podjecha\u0142em moj\u0105 mazd\u0105 pod stadion, to ludzie bili brawo, bo my\u015bleli, \u017ce Cristiano Ronaldo przyjecha\u0142 na trening<\/em>!<em> Niemiec p\u0142aka\u0142, jak sprzedawa\u0142<\/em>. <em>Panie, n\u00f3wka z salonu, Niemiec wchodzi\u0142 tylko po to, \u017ceby radia pos\u0142ucha\u0107! <\/em>Te lub pokrewne teksty z pewno\u015bci\u0105 us\u0142yszymy w grze, kt\u00f3rej pierwszy zwiastun trafi\u0142 w\u0142a\u015bnie do sieci. Jej celem, jak informuje producent w <a href=\"https:\/\/store.steampowered.com\/app\/3875690\/Mirek_Handlarz_Symulator\/\" data-type=\"link\" data-id=\"https:\/\/store.steampowered.com\/app\/3875690\/Mirek_Handlarz_Symulator\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">karcie na Steamie<\/a>, jest bowiem wej\u015bcie w sk\u00f3r\u0119 <em>kr\u00f3la okazji i ksi\u0119ciunia bud\u017cetowego autotuningu. <\/em>Podstawowa zasada symulatora jest prosta jak konstrukcja cepa \u2013 trzeba kupi\u0107 tanio samoch\u00f3d, odnowi\u0107 w razie potrzeby i odsprzeda\u0107 z wi\u0119kszym zyskiem. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:20px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\"  id=\"_ytid_10826\"  width=\"1170\" height=\"658\"  data-origwidth=\"1170\" data-origheight=\"658\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/zeGZH7bd_BM?enablejsapi=1&#038;autoplay=0&#038;cc_load_policy=0&#038;cc_lang_pref=&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;loop=0&#038;modestbranding=0&#038;rel=1&#038;fs=1&#038;playsinline=0&#038;autohide=2&#038;theme=dark&#038;color=red&#038;controls=1&#038;\" class=\"__youtube_prefs__  epyt-is-override  no-lazyload\" title=\"YouTube player\"  allow=\"fullscreen; accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen data-no-lazy=\"1\" data-skipgform_ajax_framebjll=\"\"><\/iframe>\n<\/div><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\"><sup>Polski zwiastun gry <em>Mirek Handlarz Symulator. <\/em><\/sup><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:20px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><em>Mirek Handlarz Symulator<\/em>. Targowanie na ekranie <\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>W dowcipnej grze Sombrero Labs pojawi\u0105 si\u0119 wszystkie elementy wspomnianego procesu. Najpierw przeszukamy szroty i spo\u015br\u00f3d nich wybierzemy te, kt\u00f3re nadaj\u0105 si\u0119 jeszcze do u\u017cytku. W dalszej kolejno\u015bci zajmiemy si\u0119 prowizorycznym liftingiem, \u017ceby sprytnie zamaskowa\u0107 potencjalne usterki i niedoskona\u0142o\u015bci. P\u00f3\u017aniej przyjdzie pora na promocj\u0119 \u2013 czy to w komisie samochodowym, czy w serwisie og\u0142oszeniowym <em>OtoSzroto <\/em>\u2013 i negocjacje z klientami. W tych ostatnich wesprze nas zar\u00f3wno suwak cenowy, jak i bogata baza gotowych kwestii dialogowych. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:20px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"https:\/\/goingapp.pl\/more\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/ss_2b975fb58c8261c1cb1579785f9c124d960734ac-1024x576.jpg\" alt=\"Mirek Handlarz Symulator \" class=\"wp-image-138441\" srcset=\"https:\/\/goingapp.pl\/more\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/ss_2b975fb58c8261c1cb1579785f9c124d960734ac-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/goingapp.pl\/more\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/ss_2b975fb58c8261c1cb1579785f9c124d960734ac-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/goingapp.pl\/more\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/ss_2b975fb58c8261c1cb1579785f9c124d960734ac-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/goingapp.pl\/more\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/ss_2b975fb58c8261c1cb1579785f9c124d960734ac-370x208.jpg 370w, https:\/\/goingapp.pl\/more\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/ss_2b975fb58c8261c1cb1579785f9c124d960734ac-800x450.jpg 800w, https:\/\/goingapp.pl\/more\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/ss_2b975fb58c8261c1cb1579785f9c124d960734ac-20x11.jpg 20w, https:\/\/goingapp.pl\/more\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/ss_2b975fb58c8261c1cb1579785f9c124d960734ac-740x416.jpg 740w, https:\/\/goingapp.pl\/more\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/ss_2b975fb58c8261c1cb1579785f9c124d960734ac-85x48.jpg 85w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\"><sup>Kadr z gry <em>Mirek Handlarz Symulator <\/em>\/ Sombrero Labs \/ materia\u0142y prasowe<\/sup><\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n<div style=\"height:20px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p><em> \u2013 Czy XYZ [tu wpisz dowolne zdarzenie] stanie si\u0119 przed \u201eGTA 6\u201d? \u2013 <\/em>g\u0142osi dowcipne, kr\u0105\u017c\u0105ce w \u015bwiecie gamer\u00f3w pytanie. Mo\u017cna zada\u0107 je i w tym przypadku, bo data premiery <em>Mirka Handlarza Symulatora <\/em>pozostaje jeszcze nieznana. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Negocjacje z klientami, fotografowanie samochodu tak, \u017ceby nie wida\u0107 by\u0142o jakichkolwiek rys i przesiadywanie godzinami na portalu o wdzi\u0119cznej nazwie OtoSzroto \u2013 tego wszystkiego spr\u00f3bujemy w nowej grze studia Sombrero Labs. Mirek Handlarz Symulator ma ju\u017c pierwszy zwiastun. Patrz\u0105c na liczb\u0119 tytu\u0142\u00f3w utrzymanych w podobnym tonie i estetyce, mo\u017cemy ju\u017c chyba m\u00f3wi\u0107 o pewnym trendzie.&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":63,"featured_media":138439,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_wpscppro_custom_social_share_image":0,"_facebook_share_type":"default","_twitter_share_type":"default","_linkedin_share_type":"default","_pinterest_share_type":"default","_linkedin_share_type_page":"","_instagram_share_type":"default","_selected_social_profile":[]},"categories":[5139,5140],"tags":[3231,3394,4867],"thb-sponsors":[],"class_list":["post-138438","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-kultura","category-memternet","tag-gry","tag-news","tag-polska","parent_cat_kultura"],"publishpress_future_action":{"enabled":false,"date":"2026-04-15 11:48:51","action":"change-status","newStatus":"draft","terms":[],"taxonomy":"category"},"publishpress_future_workflow_manual_trigger":{"enabledWorkflows":[]},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/goingapp.pl\/more\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138438"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/goingapp.pl\/more\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/goingapp.pl\/more\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goingapp.pl\/more\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/63"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goingapp.pl\/more\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=138438"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/goingapp.pl\/more\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138438\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":138442,"href":"https:\/\/goingapp.pl\/more\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138438\/revisions\/138442"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goingapp.pl\/more\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/138439"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/goingapp.pl\/more\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=138438"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goingapp.pl\/more\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=138438"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goingapp.pl\/more\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=138438"},{"taxonomy":"thb-sponsors","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goingapp.pl\/more\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/thb-sponsors?post=138438"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}